Speaking club – Английский на Флаконе.
Как это было
На прошлой встрече разговорного клуба со SCHOOL#1 мы обсудили:
кто как готовится к лету, первый опыт, обеспечили парней запасом слов для pick-up,
а девушек – как отшить на английском.
1. You say «You look just like my first wife». She says «How many times have you been married?» You say «never».
2. You say «I’m sorry, but you owe me a drink». She says «Why?» You say «Because I dropped mine when I looked at you».
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
4. You know, I’m not this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.
5. You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
6. Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
7. Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
8. You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
9. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
10. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
School#1 recommends: Top 3 best blow-off lines (for girls)
1. If I throw you a bone…will you promise to leave??
2. You just made me a misanthrope.
3. Girls with a*sses like mine, don’t talk to guys with faces like yours.